Sunday, May 26, 2013

Modern Rome: Washington DC

The proximity of my trips to Rome and DC can't help but cause me to compare the two, for in both its derivative architecture and legacy, Washington DC really is a modern-day Rome.

Consider: the basilica-dome sitting atop the capital rotunda that houses a Senate ruling over a Republic, one that spans a conquered continent and an unstoppable professional military; there's the giant phallic obelisk modeled on the one Caligula stole from Egypt and moved to Rome, later appropriated by the Vatican for St. Peter's Square (and this obelisk is ironically named for the President who refused to be crowned Monarch!);

and then there's the World War II Memorial, which just so nakedly appropriates the same self-aggrandizing, neo-classical imagery favored by Mussolini and Hitler; someone strangely thought the best way to honor those who battled European fascism was to mimic fascist propaganda. (The timing of the memorial's construction makes sad sense though--it was finished in '04, at a time when we cited the failure of Munich appeasement in order to justify pre-emptive "defensive" invasions and reckless military expansionism...ironically just like Hitler did...as did ancient Rome).

I've read the works of WWII veterans--Catch-22, Slaughterhouse 5, Gravity's Rainbow, even certain episodes of The Twilight Zone--however necessary it was to defeat fascism, however evil were Hitler et al, few of our vets came home glorying in the righteousness of a good war.  Quite the opposite.  How quickly we romanticize what should never be romanticized.

The World War II Memorial is especially frustrating, because throughout the 20th-century, our Memorials became less European-derivative and more authentically interesting.

Exhibit A is of course the Vietnam Memorial: controversial at its construction, the Vietnam famously lists every single American who lost their life there, etched into black granite polished to a high sheen that reflects you back to yourself as you gaze upon their names, forcing you to confront both their humanity and your complicity in their death.  It is carved into a depression of earth like a grave to reflect the hole left in our national soul.  Self-aggrandizing it is not.

Even more brilliant is the three statues set up as a concession to those who demanded a more "traditional" (read: neo-classical European) memorial; but whoever carved these statues threw cold water on any possibility of war-glorying; there isn't a neo-classical bone in these bodies.  The three figures carry their weapons casually and wear their combat-gear loosely, dropping all pretense of military discipline and formality, for they've no taste for such nonsense anymore.

They look over at the Wall with looks of stunned horror, as though gazing over a battle-field strewn with the slaughtered bodies of their fallen comrades.
Somehow the one-two punch the Wall and the Statues, and the symmetry between the two, moved me deeply in a manner that transcends Vietnam to comment on the senselessness of War in general--if Washington DC deserves to be remembered for good by future archeologists, it'll be for monuments like that.
 (I'm pretty sure Ben started to hate me the upteenth time we saw ducks and I said, "But they're not the only thing that's Fowl in Washington!")

The ghostly Korean War monument continues in this same vein, with an (admittedly Vietnam derivative) granite wall covered not with names but impressionistic images (both Anglo and Asian!) that fade inscrutably when you try to peer at them close.  (Appropriate, for the "forgotten" war...)

The wall is accompanied by ghostly-white statues marching miserably through the bushes in heavy clothing, their freezing cold contrasting the sweltering-heat of the Vietnam figures, but both forming an image of men stoic, wondering why, and inviting the viewer to wonder the same...

When DC inevitably gets its Iraq/Afghanistan Memorials, I hope it follows the patterns of the Vietnam and the Korea, not the WWII.
 (Did you know who George Mason was?  Venerated by both Washington and Jefferson? Key figure in the Revolution? Refused to sign the constitution because it didn't address slavery?  Yeah, I didn't know him either.  Anyhoo, that's his statue).
I even like the monuments that split the difference between traditional neo-classicism and modern realism: take first the Lincoln Memorial.  Doric-columns in a marble temple, a larger-than-life statue sitting on a throne, inviting oblation and veneration like unto the Roman Emperors of old...and yet, the statue itself is so incredibly non-Classical!

I saw enough naked men in Italian art museums--what with their perfect elegance and serenity of form balanced according to the golden mean--to be able to tell that the Lincoln here is purposefully non-balanced, non-serene, non-deified; the hands and legs dangle casually and sans symmetry, in a manner that would've gotten a Hellenic sculptor fired.

Lincoln here is dressed not as an Emperor but in his standard, unremarkable clothing, with a face carved not with the smoothed gloss of the Emperors but with every weary wrinkle of his troubles.  In a weird way, seeing Lincoln so deified larger than life makes one confront how Lincoln was not a God, was not larger than life, but was a man, a weary, weighed-upon man, like unto us...


The strangely-underrated Jefferson Memorial is similarly neo-classical at first glance, with it's Pantheon-esque columned dome and larger than life statue; but this statue, even more so than Lincoln, invokes not oblation, but rather invitation.  You can walk around Jefferson here, as he looks not down at but over you, into the distance, as though inviting you to look beyond yourself as well.

One of his quotes on the walls acknowledges the evils of slavery and his Deistic fear of a just God, which quote is just rich, since he didn't even free his slaves like Washington, and DNA evidence confirms he raped at least one of them.  He left the resolution of slavery to a future generation, thus starting the great American political tradition of kicking the can down the road.

Please don't misunderstand, I'm not trying to disparage Mr. Jefferson and all he did to establish a country based on individual liberty and not on some racial/cultural unity (note that America alone refers to itself not as a motherland or a fatherland, but as a homeland--our ideals, not our races, unite us); rather, I find Jefferson's deep contradictions to perfectly encapsulate the deep contradictions of America itself.
 As if to drive the Paradox home, directly across the bay from Jefferson is MLK, son of the slaves Jefferson owned, now honored like him.  MLK is represented as a stone-breaking through a mountain, emerging from a block of granite (though the choice of white granite to portray a black civil rights leader is...curious), unfinished like the work in progress that is race relations and America itself, at once refuting and fulfilling Jefferson. 

Arlington Cemetery foregrounds the American paradox, where the near-countless war dead each receive their own name and tombstone...yet are also serial-numbered in perfect rows that blur together, at once acknowledging and erasing identity and individuality.
The Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is likewise jarring, for you feel that you're intruding on something sacred, even though the whole ritual is meant to be a show, specifically of American military precision and discipline. 

Interchangeable guards march there in impeccable but indistinguishable uniforms, haircuts, and sunglasses; they relieve each other in elaborate ritual, solemn in its dignity but also reinforcing hierarchy, not leveling it.  The military defends freedom and democracy, but doesn't practice it.  The Paradox of America.  Yet despite my misgivings, I also found Arlington strangely peaceful and filling...the Paradox of Me.

Really, no monument is going to celebrate America better than the Smithsonian--the Air and Space Museum alone will make you more proud of American accomplishments than all the neo-classical homages in the world. 
I'll abruptly conclude by noting that that phallic Washington Monument is currently covered in scaffolding, a result of the 2011 Earthquake.  (American has finally learned to wear protection, mayhaps?)  The scaffolding represents America all the more poetically--it is broken, damaged, structurally unsound, in need of fixing, a work in progress...yet still standing.

God Bless America, messiness and Romaness and contradictions and all.  And I mean that sincerely.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness: Initial Impressions

  • SPOILERS!!! You've been warned.
  • "He wanted to get caught!"  Yes, of course he did.  I have, after all, seen The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Dark Knight Rises, Mission Impossible III and SkyFall!  I think we need a new trope.
  • Simon Pegg really does have a sprinting scene in every single film he's in, doesn't he!  You'd think he'd get tired of that; maybe watching a pasty, nerdy, English comedian go running is inherently funny?
  • You know, we've had so many "gritty" reboots over the past decade--Batman, James Bond, Battlestar Galactica, Spiderman, etc--that it's frankly kinda jarring to get a bright, shiny, polished reboot with Star Trek.
  • They rebooted a sequel.  A sequel!  Seriously, we just got a second Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, complete with Carol Marcus, self-sacrifice to save the ship, "I think you better get down here," and "KHAAAAAAAN!"  They based the second Star Trek II...off the first Star Trek II!  Wasn't the whole point of the reboot to clear the slate for new stories??
  • Though I will admit that there is an interesting inversion in the themes of the two Star Trek IIs--in the first, the focus is on older characters, feeling their age, trying to re-find their place in life; the reboot is all about young people trying to prove themselves, trying to find their place for the first time.
  • JJ Abrams is apparently intent on making the Beastie Boys Kirk's favorite band: he plays "Sabotage" in the reboot, "Body Movin'" in this one.  I guess Kirk just loves Classical music? I'm hoping for a more eclectic choice next time--maybe "Bodhisattva Vow?"
  • A friend in Grad School once claimed that in every single Star Trek movie, Kirk is trying to get back command of the Enterprise.  That streak remains unbroken by this film.
  • Is there a specific reason why London keeps getting all the cinematic terrorist attacks lately?  First SkyFall, now this.  (London at least felt relevant in SkyFall, since, you know, Bond is British.)  (What's more, though I liked SkyFall, I didn't love it to box-office-record-breaking levels, like it was in the UK.  But then, a tired, past-his-prime, unsure-of-himself Bond would deeply resonate with a fallen British Empire, wouldn't he!)
  • Speaking of relevancy, McCoy felt like a real, important character in this one, and not just an obligatory call-back to the original cast.
  • I'm delighted that they remembered to fire all the Chekhov's guns this time around--Kahn's regenerating blood, the cryo-tube torpedoes, etc.  (Serious, how could the lazy reboot introduce time-travel but never use it?!)
  • This outing wasn't just more logically consistent and less lazily-written than the infuriating first reboot film--it was also just straight up more fun.
  • Nice fake-out from the previews: from the trailers, I assumed that the Enterprise would crash into San Francisco bay, then rise again from the ocean.  Didn't happen like that at all; well played marketers, well played.
  • Yes, yes, it was all very post-9/11, what with the drone strikes on terrorists hiding in desolate mountain areas behind enemy territory, and the questions of the legality and ethics of killing enemy-combatants without trial or due process, and of revenge vs justice and military expansionism and etc; in fact, frankly, along with the "He wanted to get caught!" trope, I would like to, well, not get rid of these ideas, but at least try to move beyond them.
  • I did like the image of Kirk beating mercilessly on an unperturbed Kahn, not even leaving a scratch--just like when Batman beat up a laughing Joker in Dark Knight, it was a subtle comment on the futility of revenge, and that in a film often lacking in subtlety.  
  • Please don't misunderstand--I thought this was a fun, enjoyable movie....that also made me want to re-watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn again.
  • I've realized I find extended action pieces to be kind of tedious nowadays, e.g. Spock chasing Kahn through San Francisco is something I've already seen much better, many times, in many other movies.  Basically, when star-ships aren't doing star-ship things in Star Trek, I get bored.
  • Arbitrary rankings time!  The top-tier classic Star Trek films remain: II, VI, and III.  (That's right, IIISuck it, idiot only-the-even-numbered-films-are-good rule, Star Trek III is a stone-cold classic and I will fight anyone who disagrees).
  • Second tier, good but not quite classic: IV, First Contact, and Into Darkness.
  • Third tier, mostly watchable, mostly forgettable: Star Trek reboot, Generations.
  • Fourth tier, problematic but fail in fascinating ways: The Motion Picture, V.
  • Bottom tier, wretched, not even interesting failures: Insurrection, Nemesis.
  • On second thought, the next film's Beastie Boys song needs to totally be "Ch-Check It Out!"  
ALL YOU TREKKIES AND TV ADDICTS!/DON'T MEAN TO DISS, DON'T MEAN TO BRING STATIC/ALL YOU KLING-ONS IN YOUR GRANDMA'S HOUSE!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

The Road Not Taken is a Poem of Regret

Tis the season for College Commencements, and repeated mis-readings of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken."   Indeed, I attended a commencement just recently where, yet again, a college president recited Frost's poem in its entirety.  I knew that college pres, he's a good man, but it's enough to make a man tear out his hair and shout, "There are other poems guys!"

It's those last 3 lines that really get hammered: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I/I took the one less traveled by/And that has made all the difference."  These 3 lines, divorced of context, populate speeches, ads, posters, and facebook quote walls.  They typically serve as exhortations to not conform, to blaze a trail, be your own person, go forth boldly and so forth.

All of which are fine and commendable, but also misses the point of the poem entirely.  Let's examine it more closely:

The narrator says of the two paths, "as for that the passing there/Had worn them really about the same/And both that morning equally lay" (emphasis added); the two paths, as far as he's concerned, are "really about the same" and "equal!"  These lines lie at the exact center of the poem, just as he stands in the center of two paths, trapped in indecision.

He doesn't condemn the road more taken, oh no!  "Oh, I kept the first for another day!" he says; he wants to try the other path.  Sometimes the road not taken isn't taken cause it sucks; maybe the road more taken is so cause it really is the better path!  But there's only one way to find out, and that's to take both.

"Yet knowing how way leads on to way," he continues sadly, "I doubted if I should ever come back."  He wants to try both paths, but in his heart of hearts, he knows deep down that he simply can't, that this life is too short and twisting, and that most of us only ever get the chance to try one.

Those are the hardest choices to make, aren't they?  Not between a good choice and a bad one--no, those are the easy choices!  But when faced with a choice between two apparently good paths, where neither is obviously better than the other, but still you must choose only one, those are the brutal choices!  Which college will you attend?  Which person will you date?  Which major will you choose?  Which job will you accept?  Which location will you live?  Maybe one choice is clearly better than the other, but from where you stand right now, you can't tell. You will be stuck with regret, wondering about that other path, either way.

Sometimes you get to try the other path, finally; I recently finished Marquez's Love in the Time of Cholera, wherein a 70-year-old widow gives her once-teenage lover another chance, 51 years, 9 months, and 4 days after she first rejected him.  In grad school, I had a classmate who had worked 25+ years as an accountant, when upon her divorce, she decided to return to school for her English PhD instead.  She finally got to take the other road, but there will not be a third--and many don't even try the second chance.

"I shall be telling this with a sigh/Somewhere ages and ages hence," concludes the narrator.  Now, I don't know about you, but when I tell something with a sigh, I'm saying it regretfully. When Frost concludes "And that has made all the difference," note he doesn't specify if that's a good difference.  This is a poem of profound regret.

Now, in saying this, I don't mean to imply that regret is necessarily a bad thing--regrets can be good for you, and not just in a I-did-something-stupid-and-now-won't-do-it-again sort of survival mechanism.  No, regrets can flesh you out, fill you up, make a full human being out of you.  "I wouldn't trade one stupid decision/For another five years of life," as James Murphy sings.

For there are also sighs of contentment, even sighs of victory, aren't there.  When Frost foretells that "I shall be telling this with a sigh," I would offer that both sighs--the sigh of regret and the sigh of victory--are co-present in that same sigh!  In fact, I would offer that each sigh makes the other possible.  The Road Not Taken didn't just make the good difference, or even the bad difference, but rather all the difference, both, together, at once, inseparably!  It's impossible to live without regret--but nor would you want to.  This is the part of the poem that I wish commencement speakers would acknowledge, before they send graduates flying off into the great unknown.

When I teach the poem this way, my older students know exactly what I'm talking about; the younger ones still don't, but don't worry, they will.




Sunday, May 12, 2013

Who Is Cui Jian?!


Cui Jian (roughly pronounced "Tsuey Jyen") is widely considered to be "the Father of Chinese Rock"--Rock not just in the musical genre, but also in his sense of rebellion.   The title of his seminal 1989 album Rock 'n Roll on the New Long March is a subtle (and ballsy) jab at the pretensions of China's autocratic regime.  Its lead single "Nothing To My Name" was sung as a protest anthem by the Tiananmen Square student protestors.

Consequently, Cui Jian was banned for years from both Chinese radio and from performing in Beijing.  (Such has been his media blackout that I didn't even learn about him from my semester in China, but rather from an American friend stateside!)

But despite these attempts to silence him, Cui Jian continued to play sell-out crowds across the rest of China.  His enduring popularity was such that, when the concert ban was finally lifted years later, he famously sang "Wild Horses" with the Rolling Stones when they came to Beijing in 2006.

Yet notwithstanding his popularity in humanity's most populous nation, Rock 'n Roll on the New Long March is not available on itunes, or even to torrent (believe me, I searched).  I assumed the Chinese govt. must truly have a far and vindictive reach, to be able to so thoroughly suppress such a politically-embarrassing CD!

Hence, when a single stray copy suddenly appeared on amazon one day, I quickly snatched it up, anxious to hear what actual Rock 'n Roll rebellion sounds like, from a country where that actually means something.

So, you can imagine my disappointment to learn that Rock 'n Roll on the New Long March sounds, quite frankly, like a Chinese Huey Lewis and the News.  Serious, even the protest anthem "Nothing To My Name" sounds like a Phil Collins song.  The album's lack of stateside accessibility probably has less to do with govt. suppression than with the fact that we already have our own Huey Lewis and Phil Collins; we don't need to import others.  I suppose that in a dictatorship, any rockin, no matter how mild, is enough to be subversive.

However, I always give a new CD a chance, and after a few spins, I did notice that Cui Jian isn't simply imitating Western '80s soft-rock; for example, break out hit "Nothing To My Name," if you listen carefully, does feature some subtle and innovative integration of Chinese traditional instrumentation.   Track 5 "Fake Monk" actually foregrounds these traditional sounds in interesting and engaging ways, creating new music rooted in the ancient.

But I didn't really connect with Cui Jian--I didn't learn to love him for his own sake, and not just for his influence--until I encountered his '90s output, where he formally breaks with any hint of 80s soft-pop, and flies wild and free into the great unknown.  Take for example the opening track off Balls Under the Red Flag, aptly entitled "Flying":

Now that's something new!  Here we see traditional Chinese sounds and instrumentation melded into Western-style rock, in a fusion that is utterly different and utterly spectacular.  Official State suppression only made him bolder in his experimentation, not less, and there's nothing more Rock 'n Roll than that! (Especially when you compare him to all the gutless American bands who water down their sound for mere commercial considerations).

The depth of Cui Jian's achievement can be gauged by comparing "Flying" to this 2005 cover of "Rock 'n Roll on the New Long March," by Chinese band Reflector, and the opening tract to the tribute album Who Is Cui Jian?! (which is available on itunes, btw):
Admittedly, I prefer this rip-roaring version of "New Long March" to the original...save that the original, whatever else may be its obvious '80s influences, still feels like something different.  This newer cover rocks out more, but it also sounds exactly like a cover that an American band would come up with.  Two-decades later, a contemporary Chinese act, even one enthralled with Cui Jian, can still do no better than copy the Anglo bands.

But Cui Jian does not copy, he does not ape, he does not mimic, no: Cui Jian innovates, he creates, he is an artist.  He takes Western music cues and turns them hard East. He is both rooted in China and transcends it; the Rolling Stones sing "I Know It's Only Rock 'n Roll" but Cui Jian knows it's so much more.  He is what Rock 'n Roll rebellion actually sounds like, what is should sound like, and what it sounds like when Rock 'n Roll frickin' matters.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

A Mormon In The Vatican

In Rome, you behold the stark confluence of Classical and Christian influences that form Catholicism--the Roman Pantheon is now a basilica that you can't enter during mass; Trajan's Column is now crowned with a bronze statue of St. Peter; a renaissance Pope dedicated the Colosseum to the early Christian martyrs.  And smack dab in the heart of the liberal Roman Empire that only ever banned 2 religions (Druidism and Christianity), stands the Vatican.

Before proceeding, I want to be clear that I'm not interested in another round of Catholic bashing--when I was a young Mormon missionary in Puerto Rico, the Catholics were hands down the nicest, coolest people I met (seriously, screw evangelicals).  The McConkie-influenced anti-Catholicism in modern Mormonism is frankly bizarre, given that 1) Joseph Smith himself declared the "old Catholic Church is worth more than all" and deserves our respect (and as the LDS Church continues to grow faster in Catholic Latin-America than in Protestant North America, it behooves us to both respect and understand where our biggest converts are coming from); and 2) despite our treating the Reformation as a forerunner to the Restoration, we have rejected all of Protestantisms biggest claims, including the idea of salvation by faith alone. In terms of Priesthood keys and sacred places, Mormons and Catholics speak the same language; and there is no place more sacred to Catholics than the Vatican.

Which is huge.  The place itself I mean.  My mind shorted out at least 3 separate times there, including inside the Sistine Chapel and St. Peter's Basilica, because there was simply too much detail and grandeur to process.  (The crowds were especially thick when I visited, but that's probably just because every Catholic and their Mom is trying to see the new Pope right now.)

Look, I know the place was built up in part on abhorrent practices like the selling of indulgences, but holy crap is the Vatican gorgeous.  (And really, if ordinary Catholics made great sacrifices to help build the Vatican, then the place is as sacred to them as LDS Temples are to us--and Catholics, give 'em credit, unlike us, do let non-Catholics into their most sacred places). Besides, lambasting a litany of Papal abuses and Catholic corruption is a strictly Protestant game--have you ever read Boccaccio's Decameron or Dante's Inferno, with its teaming mass of adulterous monks and Popes in hell?  Even the medieval Italians knew that Popes were corrupt!  (And they're the ones with "Papal infallibility," not us!)  Tell Catholics about their Church's sins and they'll just shrug their shoulders and say, "Yeah, we know."  For them, the Church is true, even when its leaders aren't. 

Quite frankly, as the modern LDS Church comes to grapple with its own, shall we say, more "colorful" history (see such recent books as Rough Stone Rolling and David O. McKay and the Rise of Modern Mormonism), perhaps a healthy dose of Catholic "The-Church-is-true-even-when-the-people-aren't" is just what the doctor ordered.  The Lord uses flawed men to do his work, and allows us to make mistakes; repentance, not perfection, is the requirement for salvation.  "I never told you I was perfect," said Joseph Smith, and neither did the Catholic Church.

To be clear, I'm not excusing, say, the Inquisition, or drawing some false-equivalency between the Pope and Thomas S. Monson; I'm simply trying to live Matthew 7:1-5, as I'm sure both gentlemen would approve of.  Anyways, back to the Vatican: I've never seen as many Nuns and Priests in my life combined as I saw in just 3 days in Rome--or as many dead Pope's as I saw in St. Peter's, the newer ones sepulchered Vladimir-Lennin-style, the older ones actually being bones in a glass case.

I also saw the living Pope, Francesco himself!  (I just can't bring myself to call him "Francis," it just sounds so less epic in English).  Every Sunday and Wednesday (barring trips abroad or whatevs), the Pope holds a short morning mass in St. Peter's Square.  The tickets are free, but you do need tickets, since the Square fills up to capacity 7,000-strong each time (and we Mormons feel impressive when we can fill up the General Conference center just twice a year!).  Show up at least 2 hours in advance if you want to go.

I certainly did.  And let me tell you, Pope Francesco is a rock star: upon his arrival, he weaves through the crowd on his little Pope-mobile, followed by camera, shaking hands and kissing babies.  (Literally.  I'd always assumed kissing-babies was just a general metaphor for glad-handing politicians or something, but no, he was actually picking up babies and kissing them for the camera!).  The crowd rises to its feet and applauds loudly, breaking spontaneously into chants of "FRAN-CES-CO!  FRAN-CES-CO!"

(Contrast that to the respectful silence and dignified rise to the feet that occurs when the Mormon Prophet enters the room; not saying that that should change, but I can't help but imagine what General Conference would be like if the 25,000-strong crowd suddenly broke into loud applause with chants of "MON-SON! MON-SON!" as he ran through the crowd smiling and high-fiving everyone.  It's part of my same fantasy of Mormon fast and testimony meetings turning into Southern Baptist call and response shout-outs; "I knooooow Joseph Smith was a Prophet o' da Lawd!" "Preach it, brutha!").

Half-hour before the Pope makes his appearance, a series of Cardinals stand up and recognize, in their native languages, the various groups of Pilgrims who've showed up that morning; e.g. an Italian-speaking Cardinal calls out the Italian groups, who in turn shout back and wave their flags; then a Francophone Cardinal calls out the French-speaking groups, and so on.  (We were seated near an Italian Boy Scout troop that totally cheered and waved when recognized; I was going to make a joke about what the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts have in common, but then I felt bad).  Have you noticed that all the party-countries are Catholic countries?  That fiesta-atmosphere was totally on display that morning at St. Peters.

I'll admit, I totally shouted out when the Anglophone-Cardinal recognized the English-language "pilgrims."  One day I'd like to organize a local LDS ward to visit the Pope's weekly address, just to hear the Mormons get called out in the Vatican. 

(And can I also just say how fetching those Cardinal outfits are, pagan-Roman-origins not withstanding?  Actually, I'll just say how well-dressed Italians are in general--I've never seen classier looking cops than the ones I saw in Rome!)

The Pope then gave his actual address in Italian, which lasted all of about 5 minutes--this particular one was on St. Joseph and the importance of work and of battling unemployment in a just and humane manner and other such harmless generalities (hey, when gotta you give 100+ sermons a year, you can't hit 'em all outta the park).

Then, the aforementioned Cardinals stood up again, one at a time, and each recited the Pope's sermon in the representative languages of Catholicism: French, German, Portuguese, English, Polish, and Arabic (!)--all save for Spanish, which this Argentine Pope chose to recite for himself, to wild cheers from the Latinos in the audience.  He finished with a set prayer and blessing, and then the whole place erupted into applause.

Of course, for most the folks in attendance, what was most exciting wasn't what the Pope spoke about, but rather that he spoke at all.  And that got me thinking about Mormonism's own relationship with the Prophet; we're often taught in Sunday School how embarrassing it would be for us to brag of having a Prophet and then be asked what he's said and not knowing (as though we couldn't just say "Prayer and how pornography is bad" and not be in the ball-park).  And that sentiment's completely true: the content of the Prophet's words is more important than his existence.

But I'm not so ready to dismiss the importance of just his existence; I read a Dialogue article recently, about the Church's relationship with the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon.  Said article outlined how in the early LDS Church, what was most marvelous about the Book of Mormon, what most animated the missionaries and excited the converts, wasn't what it said, but just that it existed--the Heavens were open again!  God speaks to man again!  What exactly was He saying to us?  At the time, it was just marvelous that He spoke at all!  And I wonder sometimes if we don't appreciate that gift enough, or with a sufficient amount of awe.

The Pope of the Catholic Church does not claim to be a Prophet; they're at least honest in that.  But what the Catholics stand in awe of, what they consider to be their pearl beyond price, is that there is in fact a man on Earth who holds the same keys to the kingdom of heaven that Christ Jesus bestowed upon the Apostle Peter.  Where the Mormons and the Catholics will always have to part ways is on whether those Keys continued uninterrupted from Peter to Pope Francesco, or if they were lost and restored through the Prophet Joseph Smith, Jr.  But perhaps what we can learn from the Catholics is the thrill, the happiness, the sheer joie de vivre, to know for sure that someone holds those keys at all.

Roman Holiday

Sweet Heavenly Mercy, why did no one tell me that you need at least 3 days in Florence?!  Rome was great, but Florence was love at first sight.  My interest in Florence had been mostly academic (the David, the Ufizzi, birthplace of the Renaissance, etc), and I guess I'd always heard of Tuscany spoken of in hushed reverent tones, but seriously, I had no idea--it's what Italy looks like in the movies, in your imagination, in your dreams.  They have a cathedral there larger and more opulent than a Temple--and that's not even one of Florence's main attractions! Most of my vacation was in Rome, but if I could redo this trip, I'd have spent most of it in Florence.

But now I talk like some spoiled brat who missed his favorite ride at Disneyworld!  Let's talk about Rome for a minute:

Rome is the James Dean of world cities--it left a beautiful corpse.  You can't swing a shovel without hitting ruins of priceless historical significance.  One ancient temple we came across was discovered while ground was being broken for new luxury hotels.  Needless to say, they did not build the hotels.

Other major cities, you see, have monuments to their current glory and power, their potency and virility--New York with the Statue of Liberty; Paris with the Eiffel Tower; Beijing with the Great Wall; London with Big Ben, etc--but in Rome, all the major landmarks are already fallen: the two-thirds remnants of the Colosseum; the wrecks of the Roman Forum and Palatine Hill; the half-broken Corinthian Columns scattered like weeds in the Jewish Ghetto.  Unlike, say, Paris, you cannot contemplate Rome's glory without also contemplating Rome's fall.

There's something almost more honest about that--Rome reminds you that your current glory is strictly provisional, that no matter how strong you are or how long you last, that even the mightiest must fall, for all things must fail. As Percy Shelley puts it more eloquently:

"Go thou to Rome--at once the Paradise,
The grave, the city, and the wilderness,
And where its wrecks like shattered mountains rise
And flowering weeds, and fragrant copses dress
The bones of Desolation's nakedness." (Adonais, 49)

Shelley, by the way, was one of three major English Romantics who lived in Rome, alongside Lord Byron and John Keats; the latter even died right next to the Spanish Steps at the tender age of 25, in a small apartment that is now a museum to the Romantic Poets.  (Oscar Wilde called Keat's grave the holiest place in all of Rome).  To be a Romantic, remember, means literally to be like unto the Romans.  The Romantics were trying to revive the ancient passion of the Romans.

Which revival brings up another important lesson from Rome: there is life after death.  Rome may be soaked in the ruins of the fallen, but Rome is most certainly not dead!  The Italians are as lively and animated a people as their reputation gives them to be; the streets are as wild and chaotic as anything I've seen since Latin-America (Romans would be the original Latins, after all!); Pilgrims both sacral and secular throng its paths; as capital of modern Italy, it remains the living seat of a G-20 power; as home to the Vatican, it remains the living seat of humanity's largest religion.

Rise and Fall; Life among Ruins; Death and Resurrection; Rome is a city of wild contrasts, encapsulating the whole human drama and comedy at once.  Go thou to Rome.

*One more note: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is hilarious. It really is leaning!  Not that I didn't know that, but once I finally saw it in person, I just bust out laughing!  Every time I need to cheer myself up now, I just think of it leaning and laugh again.  Here's someone who tried to construct an architectural masterpiece and failed spectacularly, but that failure is now more famous than its success ever could've been!  The error transcends itself.  I'm sure there's a lesson for us in there somewhere, too.
 Go thou to Rome,—at once the Paradise,     The grave, the city, and the wilderness;     And where its wrecks like shattered mountains rise,     And flowering weeds, and fragrant copses dress     The bones of Desolation's nakedness     Pass, till the spirit of the spot shall lead     Thy footsteps to a slope of green access     Where, like an infant's smile, over the dead A light of laughing flowers along the grass is spread; - See more at: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/16154#sthash.amTP8xaR.dpuf
 Go thou to Rome,—at once the Paradise,     The grave, the city, and the wilderness;     And where its wrecks like shattered mountains rise,     And flowering weeds, and fragrant copses dress     The bones of Desolation's nakedness     Pass, till the spirit of the spot shall lead     Thy footsteps to a slope of green access     Where, like an infant's smile, over the dead A light of laughing flowers along the grass is spread; - See more at: http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/16154#sthash.amTP8xaR.dpuf