On Midwest McDonalds

Little under a year ago, I was driving through Keokuck, IA when I saw a McDonalds with a "Closed" sign.  "A McDonalds!  Closed!" I thought in wonder, "And in the Midwest no less!"  I was impressed.

But then about a mile later, I passed an even bigger McDonalds, one with a "Grand Opening" banner.  I was less impressed.

C'mon America, we're better than this.  Or at least should be.