Saturday, October 6, 2012

A Poem I Just Wrote *Ahem*

My greeny, fresh from the MTC, trained in the PMG
(yet also a bit of an SOB, quite frankly)
(And though he said he was of the GOP
on the DL was LGBT, as his DL told me)
Nevertheless became AP, and studied the GRE
to enter, as an RM, the ROTC, and eat MREs
Well, he went to the ER, and received 20 ccs
For during a PPI, he OD'd on PCP
In the ECI, we read to him from the D&C, and PoGP
While he received a blessing from his EQP
QED

You're welcome, America.

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